by Ziggi W
- Card Talk Season TBD Episode TBD
- Video episode
- Audio episode
- Cycle
- Set
- Player Card Categories
- Recursion
- Discard Pile
Background
Hate that art. That disgusting stuffed Hobbit, is like a tiny Denethor who has just munched on all the tomatoes and is now considering tomatoes for dessert.
Card Theme
This should have been the Hobbit readying card instead of Fast Hitch. A real thematic miss to not create a Hobbit food related readying chain, Second Breakfast, Elevenses, Good Meal (that one is ok kinda). Drinking Song I’m on board with for theme and because it’s amazing, but Second Breakfast….so much sadness.
Card Synergies and Interactions
None, other than that food covered Hobbit-like ball on the art synergizes at putting me off my food.
Ring Rating
Card Talk uses the highly scientific yet arbitrary scale of 1 ring for the card to rule them all to 10 to be cast back into the fiery chasm from whence it came.
Rated 10 for being bloody useless and more importantly for being thematically wasted. This card is thematically what Fast Hitch should have been, Hobbits need their second breakfast to be ready for the day…after their first breakfast. In addition, FFG missed the boat on thematically incorporating Elevenses together with Second Breakfast for a delicious Hobbit readying chain, to be followed by eggs and bakey and a pipe. I would also have accepted ‘They come in PINTS!’ for Hobbit readying. Onto that card art, ughhhh! That stuffed Hobbit is giving me Denethor eating tomatoes vibes times 10, I had to sleeve the card backwards to save my soul from that image.
- Ziggi – 10
- Dave – TBR
- Grant – TBR
- Ted – TBR
- Matt – TBR
Card Talk: A LOTR LCG Podcast and Blog 
Sometimes I’m sad when I realize the big amount of cards I don’t have yet… but not this time! It’s a pity not being able to play Conflict at the Carrock, but then again I don’t have to see this indigestion face every time Iook though my leadership events, so it might be slightly worth it
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